i love the phrase soft in the middle! like yes i am! thank god i can be!
if i were a baby id be posting shit like she took my nose in the divorce
Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica
the decline of practical effects in horror movies is one of the greatest tragedies of our time. we need to make horror wetter and more organic again.
a good horror film used to look like you could crawl into it and fuck it. they took that from us.
emails couldve been something beautiful. in the right hands
favorite least streamed per album mitski song?
wife
door
square
circle
texas reznikoff
i don’t smoke
thursday girl
a loving feeling
come into the water
a horse named cold air
everyone
there’s nothing left for you
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥 this strain is called “2019 tumblr” 😝🥶 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: Yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I can’t explain the state that i’m in the state of my heart he was my best friend
my mutual fleabagtozier yearning: is my web weave thematically coherent
ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed